"Home Improvement" Nothing More Than Feelings (TV Episode 1991) - Patricia Richardson as Jill Taylor

Brad : RANDY!

Randy : Yeah?

Brad : It's all over school about what Jason said about your girl hands; but don't worry, I stood up for you!

Jill : Good for you, Brad!

Brad : Yeah, I got you something to make you feel better.

Randy : What is it?

Brad : Passion-pink fingernail polish!

[runs off laughing hysterically]

Randy : [chasing Brad] You meanie!
Tim : It's a warning light; didn't it occur to you there might be a little problem?

Jill : I thought if there was a problem with the car that the light would get brighter, or there would be a buzzer.

Tim : A buzzer? It's a car, not a game show.
Jill : What, do you have rocks in your head? Don't you think?

Tim : Let's talk about who doesn't think for a minute - who drove around for two days with the oil light on?

Jill : Wait - I thought you said you weren't going to bring up the oil light.

Tim : With all those rocks in my head, sometimes I don't know *what* I'm sayin'!
Tim : When the car doesn't get the oil that it needs, it tends to seize up into a rock.

Jill : Are you saying the car's not running?

Tim : We now own a 4000-pound 4-door boulder.

Jill : You mean I can't drive it?

Tim : Not unless you're Wilma Flintstone.
Jill : What does my drool have to do with home improvement?

Tim : Well, no one likes to live in a damp house.

Patricia Richardson: Jill Taylor