Home Improvement (TV Series)

Ploys for Tots (1998)

Darnell Suttles: Bill - Contractor #1

Quotes 

• Bill : Thank you. When do I start the job?

  Tim : Job? We're just playing a game. There is no job.

  Bill : I took a whole day off for nothing? I assumed there was a job.

  Tim : Well, you know what happens when you assume.

  [Bill glowers at him] 

  Tim : Well, what happens is... Heidi is gonna tell you what you've won.

  Heidi : Uh... You won this key ring with a handy can opener. There you go.

  Tim : There you go.

  Bill : Yeah, that's gonna come in real handy 'cause I'm about to open up a can of whup-ass on the Tool Man!