Home Improvement (TV Series)

The Kiss & the Kiss-Off (1997)

Patricia Richardson: Jill Taylor

Quotes 

• Jill : I'm sure Heidi appreciates you watching the baby.

  Tim : I hope she appreciates me cleaning up that kid's mud slide.

  Jill : You changed her diaper?

  Tim : Yeah, good thing I had those welding gloves in the car.

• Jill : I love that you'd rather look at cars than beautiful women.

  Tim : Really? You know what that means.

  Jill : What?

  Tim : I'd leave you in a second if I found the right Corvette.

• Jill : What would happen if Binford asked Bob Vila to come and co-host Tool Time whenever he felt like it?

  Tim : I'd probably hit him in the head with a board like I did last time.