- [Honey kisses Sam's bandaged head]
- Honey West: There. All better?
- Sam Bolt: I think gangrene just set in.
- Sam Bolt: [after reluctantly and illegally installing a two-way TV in the suspects' hotel room, Sam brings the TV monitor to Honey's hotel room] I'm sorry. I don't watch television.
- Honey West, Sam Bolt: Very funny. One of these days, we'll die laughing...