- Dr. Robert Chase: [to a patient who won't give up her Blackberry in the radiology room] I'm pretty sure my X-Ray machine can take your phone in a fight. It'll fry it.
- Ricky van der Meer: [talking about his dumb father] He had knee surgery.
- Dr. Gregory House: Right.
- Ricky van der Meer: About a year ago, and then he couldn't talk.
- Dr. Gregory House: Right. Yeah, well, that happens. It's... it's very dangerous operating so close to the vocal chords.
- Dr. Lisa Cuddy: I need you to wear your lab coat.
- Dr. Gregory House: I need two days of outrageous sex with someone obscenely younger than you. Like half your age.
- Dr. Eric Foreman: [to Cameron, who is being optimistic] Do you ever watch "Gilligan's Island" reruns and really, really think they're going to get off the island this time?
- Dr. Eric Foreman: How'd she get to you?
- Dr. Gregory House: She's the CEO of Sonyo Cosmetics. Three assistants and fifteen VPs checked out who should be treating her. Who da man? I da man. I always suspected.
- Dr. Wilson: Billionaires buy movie studios to get laid. They buy hospitals to get respect.
- Dr. Gregory House: And the reason you want respect?
- Dr. Wilson: To... get laid.
- Dr. Wilson: How do you know she needs a heart transplant?
- Dr. Gregory House: I got my aura read today. It said someone close to me had a broken heart.
- Carly Forlano: What do you want me to do, cry?
- Dr. Gregory House: Yes! I want you to tell me that your life is important to you! Because I don't know!
- Dr. Robert Chase: You guys don't think it's weird House knew the patient needed a heart transplant before we did any heart tests?
- Dr. Allison Cameron: That's House. He knows things.
- Dr. Robert Chase: But usually he's putting it in our face, telling us how cleverly he figured it out. This time, nothing. Just "I had a hunch."