House M.D. (TV Series)
Cursed (2005)
Hugh Laurie: Dr. Gregory House
Quotes
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Dr. Gregory House : You can't tell Chase, but I can. What should I do?
Dr. James Wilson : Oh! This is where I give you advice and pretend you're going to listen to it. I like this part. Did Rowan ask you not to tell?
Dr. Gregory House : I promised I wouldn't. My fingers were crossed, though, so I'm wide open.
Dr. James Wilson : I was wrong! This is the musing-out-loud part. Do I actually need to be here?
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Dr. Gregory House : A secret club? What's the secret? They're all morons?
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Dr. James Wilson : You want to get to the bottom of this, you're doing it exactly right. Don't talk to the people involved. Drag your buddy away from work for some pointless speculation...
Dr. Gregory House : You want to know how two chemicals interact: Do you ask them? No. They're gonna lie through their lying little chemical teeth. Throw them in a beaker and apply heat.
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Dr. Gregory House : But the patient's getting better.
Dr. Robert Chase : In spite of the Cytoxan.
Dr. Gregory House : On the other hand... getting better.
Dr. Robert Chase : Cytoxan makes him more susceptible to infection. The anthrax could relapse and be more resistant.
Dr. Gregory House : Better!
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Gabriel Reilich : Who are you?
Dr. Gregory House : The little ones call me "Uncle Greg."
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Dr. Gregory House : Why didn't you tell me that Rowan Chase was in to see you?
Dr. James Wilson : Excuse me. Ethics... confidentiality... does any of this ring a bell?
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Dr. Gregory House : Clue number one: if I were Jesus, curing this kid would be as easy as turning water into wine.
Dr. Eric Foreman : Demonic possession?
Dr. Gregory House : Close, but no wafer.
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Dr. Cameron : Twelve-year-olds don't have sex.
Dr. Gregory House : Their mistake.
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Dr. Gregory House : You don't want to burden him because you were such a lousy dad.
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Dr. Robert Chase : How would you feel if I interfered in your personal life?
Dr. Gregory House : I'd hate it. That's why I cleverly have no personal life.
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Dr. Gregory House : Twelve-year-olds don't have sex, right? So he can't be pregnant.
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Dr. Gregory House : [looking at a CT scan] First, find the name of the company that made the insulation, and second, tell me what I'm seeing that makes me want to short their stock.
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Dr. Gregory House : There you are. Were you scared? It's okay. You're home now.
[eats the Vicodin]