House M.D. (TV Series)
Deception (2005)
Jennifer Morrison: Dr. Allison Cameron
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Quotes
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Dr. Allison Cameron : How would you describe my leadership skills?
Dr. Gregory House : Nonexistent... otherwise, excellent.
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Dr. Allison Cameron : [about Anica] She's got an appointment with her ophthalmologist on Tuesday and an appointment with her gynecologist on Thursday. Multiple appointments with multiple doctors. Symptom of Munchausen's.
Dr. Gregory House : Or... just thinking outside the box here, she has a vagina and trouble reading.
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Dr. Allison Cameron : Cuddy tapped Foreman to run the department. I didn't even get asked.
Dr. Robert Chase : Neither did I.
Dr. Allison Cameron : You were suspended.
Dr. Robert Chase : I was kidding.
Dr. Allison Cameron : It's the irony of women in charge. They don't like other women in charge.
[Chase scoffs at her]
Dr. Allison Cameron : What, you think it's something else?
Dr. Robert Chase : You sabotaged yourself. You went on a date with House. You slept with me. Putting you in charge of this department is like a sexual harassment suit waiting to happen.
Dr. Allison Cameron : Yeah, they're really worried that I'm going to create a hostile work environment.
Dr. Robert Chase : Maybe that's the problem. Being in charge means having to say no to House. Would you hire you for that?
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Dr. Allison Cameron : [while looking through Anica's home] There's even books in the bathroom.
Dr. Gregory House : Well, either she's very smart or she has a severe fiber deficiency.
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Dr. Allison Cameron : There's more to being a leader than being a jerk!
Dr. Gregory House : The world will never know.
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Dr. Allison Cameron : [to Anica] This is a consent form to stick a wire into your brain. It's important for hospitals to get these signed for procedures that are completely unnecessary.
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Dr. Allison Cameron : Since when does House hang out at OTB?
Dr. Eric Foreman : The man's an addict.
Dr. Robert Chase : Right, but addicted to pills, not gambling.
Dr. Eric Foreman : It's the same thing! Drug abuse, drinking, gambling. They all fire up the same pleasure centers in the brain. An addict is an addict is...
Dr. Robert Chase : Gambling doesn't take away his pain.
Dr. Gregory House : [as he enters his office] It does when I win.
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Anica Jovanovich : [to Cameron] I'd like to see another doctor.
Dr. Allison Cameron : I'm not giving you what you want?
Anica Jovanovich : I don't want a bitch.
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Dr. Robert Chase : What if the tumor is somewhere else? There could be an ACTH-secreting tumor on her lung or pancreas.
Dr. Allison Cameron : It's awfully rare.
Dr. Robert Chase : Not as rare as an invisible tumor.
Dr. Gregory House : Why didn't they put you in charge instead of Foreman? Oh yeah, you're the guy that killed that woman.
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Dr. Allison Cameron : [about Anica] She didn't even read the consent form for the pancreatic biopsy.
Dr. Robert Chase : Who reads those things?
Dr. Allison Cameron : Maybe she didn't read it because she knew there was nothing wrong with her. There is another explanation for the Cushing's. Maybe she injected herself with the ACTH. Her behavior suggests Munchausen's. She's had four hospitalizations in the last four months.
Dr. Gregory House : Well, being hospitalized a lot certainly points to nothing being wrong with you.
Dr. Allison Cameron : She's had zero symptoms since she got here. The scarring on her pancreas could be caused from injecting herself with a benzene and setting off the seizures.
Dr. Gregory House : She's had brain surgery. You can fake a stomach ache. You can't fake a brain tumor.
Dr. Allison Cameron : You can fake an invisible one.
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Dr. Eric Foreman : Patient being prepped for the venous sampling?
Dr. Allison Cameron : Yeah. Mentally ill patient is right on track for a pointless procedure.
Dr. Eric Foreman : Yeah, we get your objection.
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Anica Jovanovich : [to Cameron] I don't know what the hell you're talking about! I had a seizure. I'm sick. I need your help!
Dr. Allison Cameron : Not from this department. The half-life of rifampin is 3 hours. After that, you'll get your psych referral and your discharge papers.
Anica Jovanovich : You know, just because you stick your fingers down your throat doesn't mean the rest of us are screwed up.
Dr. Allison Cameron : I guess when cooperation fails you move on to hostility.
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Dr. Allison Cameron : [to House] Why do you think Cuddy picked Foreman over me? Have I done something wrong or if there's something I needed to improve on...
Dr. Gregory House : Would it make you shut up if I told you she wanted someone black?
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Anica Jovanovich : Party time. I thought it took only one doctor to do this.
Dr. Allison Cameron : I'm observing.
Dr. Gregory House : She's here to make sure I don't paralyze you.
Anica Jovanovich : You've done this before, right?
Dr. Gregory House : Successfully.
Dr. Allison Cameron : He's kidding. He's an excellent doctor.