Huff (TV Series)
Lipstick on Your Panties (2004)
Anton Yelchin: Byrd Huffstodt
Quotes
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Dr. Craig 'Huff' Huffstodt : [When Beth and Huff ask Byrd about the lipstick smears found in his underwear] Buddy, I'd love to help you, but I just don't know where to begin.
Beth Huffstodt : And I don't know if I should be angry or worried.
Dr. Craig 'Huff' Huffstodt : We just don't know why you have lipstick, you know, down there.
Byrd Huffstodt : It's really no big deal.
Dr. Craig 'Huff' Huffstodt : Good.
Beth Huffstodt : Then it should be easy to tell us about it.
Byrd Huffstodt : I just went to a rainbow party last night at Tim's. That's totally it.
Beth Huffstodt : A rainbow party? Wow. Byrd, I am so glad that she feel safe enough to tell us about this. And we'll talk about it and we'll just keep talking, you know, about it. And I'm sure there's a lot that your father and I need to learn. Honey, we could join P.F.L.A.G.
Dr. Craig 'Huff' Huffstodt : Why? He's not... Oh.
Byrd Huffstodt : What is P.F.L.A.G.?
Beth Huffstodt : Parents Of Lesbians And Gays. It's a support group for parents whose children are gay.
Byrd Huffstodt : What? What are you talking about? I'm not gay.
Beth Huffstodt : Oh. But isn't the rainbow a symbol for the gay community?
Byrd Huffstodt : It's a rainbow party. It's where girls wear lipstick and give guys blow jobs. That's it.
Beth Huffstodt : Blowjobs?
Dr. Craig 'Huff' Huffstodt : That's it?