I Love Lucy (TV Series)

Lucy Gets Homesick in Italy (1956)

Vivian Vance: Ethel Mertz

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Quotes 

• Fred Mertz : [nobody in the run-down hotel answers when Fred rings at the desk]  Where is everybody?

  Ethel Mertz : Even the owner won't stay around this old trap.

  Fred Mertz : Now just a minute. It may be a little old, but it's cheap.

  Ethel Mertz : Well, that makes two of ya.

• Ethel Mertz : [on arrival in Florence]  Fred, are you sure this is the right hotel?

  Fred Mertz : Well, the sign said Hotel Grande.

  Lucy Ricardo : Well, it is kind of picturesque.

  Ethel Mertz : Why did you bring us to this picturesque dump?