- Robert T. Ironside: [taking a sip of coffee] Somebody washed the pot!...
- Officer Eve Whitfield: I did. It looked like it hadn't been washed.
- Robert T. Ironside: It was washed during the Truman Administration... It was just starting to build up flavor!
- Robert T. Ironside: [Ironside being jostled in his van on a country road] Police work. It's a hard dollar.