It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia (TV Series)
Charlie Wants an Abortion (2005)
Kaitlin Olson: Dee Reynolds
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Quotes
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Dee Reynolds : Did you have sex with her?
Charlie Kelly : Yeah.
Dee Reynolds : Well, did you use birth control?
Dennis Reynolds : Whoa, Dee, we're from a Catholic school.
Dee Reynolds : So, premarital sex is all right, but you're not allowed to use birth control?
Charlie Kelly : Okay, now you're just twisting words around and getting cute.
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Dee Reynolds : [on her pro-choice poster] Viva la Vulva
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Dennis Reynolds : I think all these chicks are gay.
Dee Reynolds : Yeah, I don't know that they're gay. I think they can just smell how disgusting you are.
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Tommy : You're ugly.
Charlie Kelly : You're ugly.
Tommy : You're ugly!
Charlie Kelly : You are the one that's ugly!
Dee Reynolds : Charlie, Jesus Christ! Are you almost 30? Are you almost 30 years old?
Charlie Kelly : Yes.
Tommy : You have to buy me a toy.
Charlie Kelly : I don't have to buy you shit!
Tommy : If you don't buy me anything, I'm gonna telly my mom you took me to a black people's hospital!
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Mac : [on abortion] It's nobody's choice! It should be left up to God!
Dee Reynolds : Is he jo...? Is that...? Are you... joking?
Mac : No, it's not a joke! You remember Genesis? Book two, verse three: And he breatheth into the nostrils of Adam on the first day and it was good.
Dee Reynolds : Right in his nostrils, huh? Sounds really uncomfortable.
Dennis Reynolds : [to Mac] You're making an asshole out of yourself.
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Dee Reynolds : You're gonna throw away all your convictions for a chance to get laid?
Dennis Reynolds : I don't really have any convictions.
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Dee Reynolds : Well, I'm going to go, at least one pro-choice voice will be heard.
Mac : One? There was, like, tons of those chicks at the last one.
Dennis Reynolds : Which side had more?
Dee Reynolds : Oh, which one do you think? I one that cares about protecting womens bodies or the one thats run by the religious right?
Dennis Reynolds : Probably the side you're going to. I'm going to fight for the right to choose.
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Dee Reynolds : Charlie, what in the hell are you gonna do if this kid's yours?
Charlie Kelly : Oh, I don't know, I'll probably, uh, kill myself.