- P.O. Jennifer Coates: [giving Harm a holiday kiss on the cheek] Can they throw me in the brig for that?
- Harm: Yes.
- P.O. Jennifer Coates: [smiling] It was worth it.
- Admiral Chegwidden: Rudolph, Dasher, Dancer, et al., versus the United States Navy. Tiner, is this a joke?
- Harm: I can see the headlines now, Admiral. "Navy grounds Santa Claus".
- Harm: [At the end of a meeting with Coates' father] Sorry to put you through that.
- P.O. Jennifer Coates: Don't pity me, sir. Don't you dare