JAG (TV Series)
Jaggle Bells (1998)
Patrick Labyorteaux: Bud Roberts, Jr.
Quotes
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Lt. Bud Roberts, Jr. : [on the phone, trying to arrange a flight for Admiral Chegwidden] I'm trying to find a flight to Rome, preferably today. No, I'm not kidding. Hello? Hello?
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[Bud plays with a Christmas toy and it accidentally bumps into Admiral Chegwidden]
Admiral Albert Jethro 'A.J.' Chegwidden : Is this your robot, Lieutenant?
Lt. Bud Roberts, Jr. : No, sir. Not really. It's a Christmas present for one of the kids at the Children's Hospital. I guess it, uh... uh... wandered off, sir.
Admiral Albert Jethro 'A.J.' Chegwidden : [hearing something nearby] What the hell is that sound?
Lt. Bud Roberts, Jr. : Chipmunks?
[off Chegwidden's expression of disbelief]
Lt. Bud Roberts, Jr. : Their Christmas album, sir.
Admiral Albert Jethro 'A.J.' Chegwidden : Lieutenant, this building is the JAG headquarters for the United States Navy. We don't allow chipmunks, squirrels, gophers, or any other type of singing vermin in JAG. Understood?
Lt. Bud Roberts, Jr. : Yes, sir.
Admiral Albert Jethro 'A.J.' Chegwidden : Good.
[Chegwidden walks away, then pauses]
Admiral Albert Jethro 'A.J.' Chegwidden : You found me a flight to Italy?
Lt. Bud Roberts, Jr. : Actually, I'm waiting on a few phone calls, sir. But I am working on it.
Admiral Albert Jethro 'A.J.' Chegwidden : Work harder.
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Lt. Bud Roberts, Jr. : [being introduced to Chloe] You can call me Bud.
Chloe Madison : Butt? What's that short for? Butt-Ugly?
Maj. Sarah 'Mac' MacKenzie : CHLOE!
Chloe Madison : Hey. It's just a joke. I'm just trying to break the ice here.
Maj. Sarah 'Mac' MacKenzie : Well, you broke it! Now you're sinking in it.
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Admiral Albert Jethro 'A.J.' Chegwidden : Mr. Roberts.
Lt. Bud Roberts, Jr. : Yes, sir.
Admiral Albert Jethro 'A.J.' Chegwidden : I need to get to Milan tonight.
Lt. Bud Roberts, Jr. : Uh but, sir, the storm.
Admiral Albert Jethro 'A.J.' Chegwidden : Come hell or high water, Lieutenant.
Lt. Bud Roberts, Jr. : Aye aye, sir.