The Jack Benny Program (TV Series)
Honolulu Trip (1953)
Jack Benny: Jack Benny
Quotes
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[on shipboard, Jack notices a woman being interviewed, and assuming she is a celebrity, he wanders over to find out]
Jack Benny : How do you do.
Interviewer : How do you do.
Woman being interviewed : Hello.
Jack Benny : Certainly is a nice trip, isn't it.
Woman being interviewed : Yes, it's lovely.
Jack Benny : ...weather, and everything has been so nice. Yep. I'd like to introduce myself. I'm Jack Benny.
Woman being interviewed : Well, I'm Mrs Michaelson.
Interviewer : I'm Dr Kinsey.
[Jack immediately backs away from the strangers and returns to his deck chair, then covers himself with a blanket]