The Jack Benny Program (TV Series)
Jack Takes Violin Lessons (1964)
Mel Blanc: Prof. Pierre LeBlanc
Quotes
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Jack Benny : Do you think you can make a good violinist out of me?
Prof. Pierre LeBlanc : Well uh... I think I can do something, but it will take time. How old are you?
Jack Benny : Why?
Prof. Pierre LeBlanc : How much time have we got left?
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Prof. Pierre LeBlanc : Monsieur Benny, perhaps if you held the violin upside down?
Jack Benny : Upside down? I wouldn't be able to play it that way.
Prof. Pierre LeBlanc : Let us try anything.
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Prof. Pierre LeBlanc : Monsieur Benny, could I have some water please?
Jack Benny : Water? Yes, there's some in the cooler out in the hall.
Prof. Pierre LeBlanc : That is not enough. I would like to drown myself.
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Prof. Pierre LeBlanc : [to Kreutzer exercise] Play it softly, not so brassy, Pull your tongue in, you're not Lassie.
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Prof. Pierre LeBlanc : [to Kreutzer exercise] Play it softly while you're learning, Not so loud, my stomach's turning.
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Prof. Pierre LeBlanc : Pardon me, I... I lost my temper Monsieur Benny.
Jack Benny : Oh.
Prof. Pierre LeBlanc : I wish it was my hearing.