Phil Arnold: Charlie

Quotes 

• Charlie : Mr. Benny, this is my wife, Selma.

  Jack Benny : Well Selma, I'm very glad to meet you and I want to say you've got yourself a fine man, here. You know, I'm vey very fond of him. He's been working for me for 15 years.

  Selma : I know. How come you never gave him a raise?

• Charlie : Would you like to kiss the bride?

  Jack Benny : Not until I've had my rabies shot.