Jack of All Trades (TV Series)
Once You Go Jack... (2000)
Bruce Campbell: Jack Stiles, Daring Dragoon
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Quotes
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Jack Stiles : I'm the itch you can't scratch. The gas you can't pass.
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Kentucky Sue : She always go on like that?
Jack Stiles : Only when she's not yelling at me.
Mrs. Emilia Smythe Rothschild : Excuse me, I do not yell. I chastise.
Kentucky Sue : Too bad. I've never been one for chastity.
Jack Stiles : Yeah, you got that right, baby. Hey, you remember in Valley Forge when we melted that snow?
Kentucky Sue : You were some Minuteman.
Jack Stiles : Minuteman? What are you talking about, baby? I was a five-minute man at least.
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Mrs. Emilia Smythe Rothschild : If it works, France will use it to bombard England across the Channel!
Jack Stiles : So?
Mrs. Emilia Smythe Rothschild : It could pave the way for an invasion.
Jack Stiles : Big deal.
Mrs. Emilia Smythe Rothschild : England might lose the war!
Jack Stiles : Oh, boo-hoo!
Mrs. Emilia Smythe Rothschild : The fate of the free world hangs in the balance.
Jack Stiles : [yawns]
Mrs. Emilia Smythe Rothschild : You'll get to blow something up.
Jack Stiles : All right, count me in.