- Kentucky Sue: She always go on like that?
- Jack Stiles: Only when she's not yelling at me.
- Mrs. Emilia Smythe Rothschild: Excuse me, I do not yell. I chastise.
- Kentucky Sue: Too bad. I've never been one for chastity.
- Jack Stiles: Yeah, you got that right, baby. Hey, you remember in Valley Forge when we melted that snow?
- Kentucky Sue: You were some Minuteman.
- Jack Stiles: Minuteman? What are you talking about, baby? I was a five-minute man at least.
- Mrs. Emilia Smythe Rothschild: If it works, France will use it to bombard England across the Channel!
- Jack Stiles: So?
- Mrs. Emilia Smythe Rothschild: It could pave the way for an invasion.
- Jack Stiles: Big deal.
- Mrs. Emilia Smythe Rothschild: England might lose the war!
- Jack Stiles: Oh, boo-hoo!
- Mrs. Emilia Smythe Rothschild: The fate of the free world hangs in the balance.
- Jack Stiles: [yawns]
- Mrs. Emilia Smythe Rothschild: You'll get to blow something up.
- Jack Stiles: All right, count me in.