Jack of All Trades (TV Series)
The People's Dragoon (2000)
Stephen Papps: Captain Brogard
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Quotes
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Mrs. Emilia Smythe Rothschild : Oh, I dropped my napkin.
Jack Stiles : Chivalry is dead. Get it yourself.
Captain Brogard : If Monsieur Stiles were my attaché, I would string him up by his ooh-la-las as a warning to all insolents wherever they may hide.
Jack Stiles : Take your head out and stay awhile Le Pew. Looks like you could use the air.
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Governor Croque : Execute her at once.
Jack Stiles : Wait, it's alright. No harm done.
Captain Brogard : What is the meaning of this?
Mrs. Emilia Smythe Rothschild : A test.
Governor Croque : A test?
Mrs. Emilia Smythe Rothschild : A test... of your security system. Right, Jack?
Jack Stiles : That's right. We were just trying to expose your soft spots.
[looking at Brogard]
Jack Stiles : And I think we've found the weak link.
Captain Brogard : I detect an insulting implication in your statement, monsieur.
Jack Stiles : I'm sorry. What I meant was, "You're a moron".
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Captain Brogard : [he and the Dragoon with sword points at each others throats] In chess, this is what we call a stalemate.
Daring Dragoon : Yeah, in Parcheesi this is what *we* call a... come to think of it, there's no such thing as a tie in Parcheesi.
Captain Brogard : What does that have to do with anything?
Daring Dragoon : Well, *you* brought up the games. I'm just making conversation.
Captain Brogard : Then I have a proposition for you. Let us agree to live one more day.
Daring Dragoon : Fine by me. Oh, captain, don't look now, but your barn door's open and your cows are getting out.
[Brogard looks down, the Dragoon vanishes with an evil laugh]