Jackie Chan Adventures (TV Series)

J2: Rise of the Dragons (2004)

Lucy Liu: Adult Jade

Quotes 

• Uncle : Told you a thousand times, mgic must defeat magic. Where is dragon teeth?

  Future Jade : Dragon's fire breath is magic, duh!

  Uncle : Who is smarty-pants good chi know-it-all who looks like Jade?

  [realizes it's Adult Jade] 

  Uncle : Ay ya!

• Adult Jade : Look, Jade has to get out of here. Now!

  Jade : What'd I... Hey! How do you know my name?

  Jackie : Who are you? And what do you want with Jade?

  Adult Jade : Not me. Him!

  [Drago appears in the distance] 

• Jade : Uncle Jackie told me to...

  Adult Jade : Never trust strangers. Never chew with your mouth open. And never spit into the wind. Duh!

  Jade : Whoa. Time out. Are you -?

  Adult Jade : [Takes off her hat and glasses]  You? Took you long enough

• Drago : [Seeing Adult Jade and Jade together]  Hey, you two related? Because I definitely see a resemblance.

  Adult Jade : Resemble *this* junior!

  [Blasts Drago] 

• Adult Jade : If Drago bumps you off in the present, I could pop right out of existence and the future will be history.

  Jade : Whoa! This time travel stuff is freaky.

• Jackie : Look Jade has nothing to do with this.

  Jade , Adult Jade : Talk later!

  Drago : Ah, Mr. Jackie Chan. My *dad* sends his best.

  Jackie : Your father? Who is your father?

  [Drago breaths fire at Jackie] 

  Jackie : Never mind. I have a pretty good idea! Thank you.

• Adult Jade : Luckily I convinced you and Uncle to become Section 13's Official Magic Consultants.

  Jackie : You mean, I never leave Section 13?

• Adult Jade : You were supposed to stay put.

  Jade : Tch. You know me better than that.

• Jade : [In front of Drago]  Say, are you *sure* he's Shendu's kid?

  Adult Jade : Who? The Tooth Fairy here?

  Jade : Tch. I mean Shendu had edge. But this Drago dude's more like...

  Adult Jade : A gecko with zits.

• Uncle : One more thing, future Uncle *allows* you to use his spells?

  Adult Jade : Oh uh, yeah. Total access. You really mellow out as you age.

  Jade : Tch. As if.

• Jackie : And I just wanted to let you know. That I am proud of who you turn out to be.

  Adult Jade : I owe who I turn out to be to one person, Uncle Jackie.

  Jackie : Huh?

  Adult Jade : You. Duh!