Jeeves and Wooster (TV Series)

The Village Sports Day at Twing (or, the Gambling Event) (1990)

Stephen Fry: Jeeves

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Quotes 

• Reginald Jeeves : One must remember that it is not unusual to find gentlemen of a certain age yielding to a sentimental urge. The phenomenon is particularly noticeable, I understand, in the United States of America amongst the wealthier inhabitants of Pittsburgh. I'm told that sooner or later, unless restrained, they always endeavour to marry a chorus girl. The high turnover rate of chorus girls has been a matter of comment for some time.

• [first lines] 

  Bertie Wooster : [singing]  Good night, Vienna. You city of a million, something or others... La, la, la, la, la, la, something else... Good afternoon, Jeeves.

  Reginald Jeeves : Good afternoon, sir.

  Bertie Wooster : No, no. That's the song, Jeeves. And a rum song it is, too. I don't know how they think them up.

  Reginald Jeeves : No, sir, it is a great mystery.

• Bertie Wooster : I'm broad-minded. If Uncle George wants to marry a waitress, let him, say I. The rank is but the penny stamp.

  Reginald Jeeves : The guinea stamp, sir. The poet Burns was writing at a time...

  Bertie Wooster : Never mind the poet Burns, Jeeves.

  Reginald Jeeves : No, sir.

  Bertie Wooster : Expunge the poet Burns from your mind.

  Reginald Jeeves : I have already done so, sir.

• [last lines] 

  Bertie Wooster : Jeeves, you're a wonder.

  Reginald Jeeves : Thank you, sir. We do our best.