Joan of Arcadia (TV Series)

Drive, He Said (2003)

Joe Mantegna: Will Girardi

Quotes 

• Will Girardi : We've, uh, got no water.

  Joan : Why?

  Will Girardi : Because we've got no water. If you want the technical explanation, ask the plumber in our bathroom.

• Will Girardi : Hey, thank your boss for that great editorial.

  Kevin : What editorial?

  Will Girardi : Well, the one that called me a racist.

  Luke : I-I have heard you mention that Asians drive badly.

  Kevin : The editorial didn't call you a racist. It called your policies racist.

  Will Girardi : So you're familiar with it.

  Kevin : Dad, my job is to verify the facts for everything written on the op-ed page, and the facts check out.

  Will Girardi : Now my son thinks I'm a racist?

  Kevin : Policies, dad, not you.

  Will Girardi : I'm not defending myself to you.

  Kevin : Me, either.

  Will Girardi : I'm not a racist.

  Kevin : The facts checked out, dad.