Joan of Arcadia (TV Series)
Spring Cleaning (2005)
Mary Steenburgen: Helen Girardi
Quotes
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Helen Girardi : I need a head count for dinner.
Will Girardi : Sounds expensive.
Helen Girardi : Double-cut lamb chops. They were on sale.
Will Girardi : Ooh, then I'm in and I'm grilling.
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Helen Girardi : What are you doing?
Joan Girardi : Just a little spring cleaning.
Helen Girardi : No, really.
Joan Girardi : Mom, you say that like I never clean.
Helen Girardi : Should I be worried?
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Helen Girardi : I got inspired by Joan's spring cleaning, so I decided to clean Kevin's room as a little surprise to him, and I found this.
Will Girardi : [she hands him the newspaper classifieds] I don't get it.
Helen Girardi : Those are ads for single-bedroom apartments circled in red.
Will Girardi : [still confused] Help me. I'm a man.
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Will Girardi : I just have to get it off my chest that I don't want to be here. I'm not a big fan of therapists or priests. I'm doing this to make my wife happy.
Father Ken Mallory : Your candor is appreciated.
Will Girardi : I have more where that came from.
Helen Girardi : Will.
Will Girardi : But I'll keep it to myself.
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Helen Girardi : Kevin, I'm sorry about the way I've been acting.
Kevin Girardi : It's okay.
Helen Girardi : And I think you should move out.
Kevin Girardi : Right now?
Helen Girardi : No. But soon. When you're ready.