Joan of Arcadia (TV Series)

St. Joan (2003)

Nelson Mashita: Gardener God

Quotes 

• Gardener God : You're not crazy, Joan.

  Joan Girardi : No offense, but the person who makes me feel crazy is in no position to say I'm not.

  Gardener God : You even know what a paranoid schizophrenic is?

  Joan Girardi : Yes, I do. It's a person who hears voices, like, from God, which is what makes me, I don't know, twitchy.

• Gardener God : Here's what I want you to do.

  Joan Girardi : Okay, let's get back to the "crazy" thing. Okay? Were you really talking to Joan of Arc, and... am I... am I like her?

  Gardener God : This history test that's coming up, I want you to ace it.

  Joan Girardi : That's unsettling when God uses slang.