The John Larroquette Show (TV Series)

Celibate! (1993)

Gary Barrett: Kid

Quotes 

• [a kid with a multi-colored mohawk sits down across from John] 

  Kid : What are you looking at, old man? You've never done anything crazy?

  John Hemingway : Yeah, twenty years ago, I slept with a parrot. Just wondering if you might be my kid.