- Lois: [appearing to Johnny after breaking up with Woody] Good evening.
- Johnny Bravo: Hey! How did you do that? Appear out of nowhere?
- Lois: I am Lois, a mistress of the night.
- Johnny Bravo: And I am Johnny Bravo, a mister of the universe. A popular girl like you is going to need some wooing.
- Lois: Wooing? I haven't been wooed in millennia.