Just Shoot Me! (TV Series)

Fast Times at Finchmont High (2000)

Laura San Giacomo: Maya Gallo

Quotes 

• Jack Gallo : We just need to find someone who can pass for a high school kid.

  Maya Gallo : Yeah, but where?

  Dennis Finch : He he! You said "buttwear."

• Maya Gallo : Nina, your boyfriend is sitting behind my desk naked smoking a cigar.

  Nina Van Horn : That is so romantic.

• Dennis Finch : I hated high school the first time around. I was too fragile to play sports, never have a date, never went to the prom...

  Maya Gallo : But you must have had friends.

  Dennis Finch : Just a bunch of guys who called me Denise and took my pants.

• Maya Gallo : You're a 33-year old going on a date with a high school cheerleader!

  Dennis Finch : Head cheerleader. Top of the pyramid.

  Maya Gallo : [sarcastic]  Oh, bitchin'.

  Dennis Finch : First of all, no one says "bitchin'" anymore. And secondly, it is bitchin'. I'm going back to high school and this time I'm doing it right.