Just Shoot Me! (TV Series)
Fast Times at Finchmont High (2000)
Enrico Colantoni: Elliot DiMauro
Quotes
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Nina Van Horn : You know what? I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna be celibate.
[Maya laughs as she passes by]
Elliot DiMauro : Don't let that discourage you, all right? That's only one person's opinion.
Jack Gallo : [from inside his office] Nina? Ha ha ha!
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Nina Van Horn : I spent the entire weekend watching the tape of my A&E Biography, and I've realized a few things.
Elliot DiMauro : How many don't involve your looks or your weight?
Nina Van Horn : Four.
Elliot DiMauro : Or your hair?
Nina Van Horn : One.
Elliot DiMauro : Make it quick.
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Miguel : When I come back, I will turn the charm up from uno to ocho.
Elliot DiMauro : What airline do you work for?
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Jack Gallo : I'm telling you, he has the voice of an angel.
Elliot DiMauro : Aha. And a basement full of hitchhikers.
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Elliot DiMauro : [after Nina resists Miguel] I'm proud of you, Nina. Come on. I'll buy you a drink.
Nina Van Horn : I can't.
Elliot DiMauro : Why not?
Nina Van Horn : Because if I move, I'll have an orgasm.