Wendie Malick: Nina Van Horn

Quotes 

• Nina Van Horn : You may think this is sappy and old-fashioned, but you know where I met your dad? At an orgy.

• Maya Gallo : This is so out of the blue. What do you think brought this on?

  Nina Van Horn : Wait, I have it. Jack is having sexual problems. Men always freak out and quit their jobs whenever their Peter stops piping.

  Elliot DiMauro : They do not! I mean, I assume they don't. I mean, how would I know?

• Nina Van Horn : When I needed a job, you were there. When I needed a friend, you were there. When I needed a kidney, you were there.

  Dennis Finch : Excuse me, I believe that was my kidney?

  Nina Van Horn : But Jack made you give it, and that's what was so sweet.

• Nina Van Horn : But what about the party?

  Jack Gallo : There isn't going to be a party.

  Nina Van Horn : Tell that to the brownie I ate five minutes ago.