Just Shoot Me! (TV Series)

How the Finch Stole Christmas (1998)

Enrico Colantoni: Elliot DiMauro

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• Narrator : Now, I don't know for sure, but so I am told / The Finch's black heart turned completely to gold.

  Dennis Finch : That's the nicest thing anyone's ever done for me.

  Narrator : For once Finch felt like more than a peasant / Then he noticed that Elliot had opened his present.

  Elliot DiMauro : "To Elliot from Finch: Take that, you bald-headed loser!" What the hell?

  Narrator : But the Finch is clever, he always survives.

  Dennis Finch : [Pulls on fire alarm]  Fire! Fire! Run for your lives!

  Narrator : And those jingle bells rang from New York to New Jersey / Merry Christmas to all, and happy Hannukah to Persky.

  Persky : Thank you, sir?

• Elliot DiMauro : Christmas is so depressing. It's gotten too comercial, it's lost all its spiritual meaning.

  Dennis Finch : No it hasn't. That is such a cliché.

  Jack Gallo : Check this out! Lollipops in the shape of Jesus.

• Nina Van Horn : You're joking, right?

  Elliot DiMauro : What do you mean?

  Nina Van Horn : That's not a Christmas tree. It's all scrawny and anemic and it looks like it hasn't seen daylight in months.

  Elliot DiMauro : So do you!