Just Shoot Me! (TV Series)
Tea & Secrecy (2000)
Enrico Colantoni: Elliot DiMauro
Quotes
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Maya Gallo : To avoid suspicion, we're not going to be able to be affectionate at work.
Elliot DiMauro : Uh-huh. You might want to cover up that giant hickey.
Maya Gallo : Hickey? Is it that noticeable?
Elliot DiMauro : You might want to cover it up.
Maya Gallo : How?
Elliot DiMauro : I don't know, duct tape and a beer coaster?
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Elliot DiMauro : Nina, I swear to God, if you tell a soul, I will tell the entire staff your real age.
Nina Van Horn : You don't know my real age.
[Elliot whispers into Nina's ear]
Nina Van Horn : Your secret will go with me to my grave.
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Maya Gallo : How could you do this to me?
Jack Gallo : Do what?
Maya Gallo : Be so damn understanding!
Jack Gallo : Excuse me?
Maya Gallo : I mean, Elliot is obviously wrong for me!
Elliot DiMauro : Excuse me?
Maya Gallo : He's a compulsive womanizer! Finch, how many women has he slept with?
Dennis Finch : Hundred?
Elliot DiMauro : Finch!
Dennis Finch : Thousand?
Maya Gallo : You see? While you're all discussing your little magazine, I have become one-thousand-and-one!