Justice League Unlimited (TV Series)

Flash and Substance (2006)

Donal Gibson: Captain Boomerang, George Harkness

Quotes 

• [trapped by a giant boomerang] 

  The Flash : I swear, when I get out of this I'm gonna find you and hurl all over you!

  Captain Boomerang : Touch of dizziness? You might find it useful to focus on one point on the horizon. For instance, that mountain you're set to crash into.

• Mirror Master : Boomer, must you always plead poverty?

  Captain Boomerang : I've got my overhead! What do you know about poverty? All you have to do is pull another mirror out of your blinkin' arsenal!

• Captain Boomerang : Now they tell me I'm reformed.

  Mirror Master : Reformed? The man who hijacked a whole fleet of armored cars in one month?

  Captain Boomerang : Now that was a crime.

  Mirror Master : Too bad the Flash busted you before you could spend a dime.

  The Trickster : And you know what else...?

  Captain Boomerang : Well, at least he didn't make me eat my own laser kaleidoscope!

  Mirror Master : That's a rumor! A complete exaggeration! And anyway, it was a laser pistol.

• The Trickster : Me next! It's my turn - nothing as stupid as a giant boomerang! Firstly, I get 400 cases of fake dog-vomit, I grease the bottoms of them, and when the Flash runs into them, the whole mess slides into a wall of metal spikes! The cases break open, and what's left of the Flash is buried alive in phony barf! And then...

  [giggles] 

  The Trickster : Everything EXPLODES!

  [the other rogues just stare] 

  Captain Cold : You know what? Taking turns is dumb. Let's just all jump him at the museum.

  Mirror Master : Brilliant.

  Captain Boomerang : Good deal.

  The Trickster : Aw come on, it'll be great! Okay, you don't like the barf? I can make do with 50,000 rotten eggs and a chainsaw!

  [the others ride off without him] 

  The Trickster : Well, if that's the way you're gonna be, forget about it! I quit! Nobody gets me.

• Waitress : [to Flash villains]  What'll it be, boys?

  Captain Boomerang : Arnold Palmer.

  The Trickster : Cherry Cola.

  Mirror Master : Decaf Soy Latte.

  Captain Cold : Milk.

  [the others stare in confusion] 

  Captain Cold : [embarrassed]  My ulcer's been acting up.

• Captain Boomerang : G'day, mate. Captain Boomerang here. It seems that Mirror Master wasn't up to the task. Now it's my turn. I'm gonna kill you ugly, Flash, and I want you to see it coming.