Justice League (TV Series)

Maid of Honor (2003)

Susan Eisenberg: Wonder Woman, Princess Diana

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Quotes 

• [at a party, Diana is surrounded by a crowd] 

  Reporter : What is it like working with Superman?

  Dignitary : When you fought the aliens, were you scared?

  Princess Diana : Um...

  2nd Dignitary : Are you really from an island with no men?

  Princess Diana : I...

  [a hand appears] 

  Bruce Wayne : May I have this dance?

  Princess Diana : Yes!

  [Diana is led away from the crowd] 

  Princess Diana : Thank you, Mr...?

  Bruce Wayne : Wayne. Bruce Wayne.

• Bruce Wayne : [dancing with Diana]  I'm surprised to see you here. From what I've heard, this isn't really your sort of affair.

  Princess Diana : I've decided to get out more, have a little fun.

  Bruce Wayne : [twirls her]  Enjoying yourself so far?

  Princess Diana : More than I expected. What about you? What brings you to the City of Lights?

  Bruce Wayne : I never miss a good party. I may also have to attend to some business while I'm in town.

• [as Bruce and Diana are dancing, terrorists drop in and seize Princess Audrey] 

  Bruce Wayne , Princess Diana : Excuse me.

  [they break off in different directions; Bruce starts to loosen his tie... then sees Diana fly up and grab Audrey away] 

  Princess Diana : Always this popular?

  Princess Audrey : Yes, although my admirers are usually unarmed.

  [as she drops Audrey and flies at the terrorists, Bruce smiles and puts his tie back in place] 

• [in a club, Audrey and Diana are besieged by paparazzi] 

  Princess Audrey : Would you be a dear and pummel them mercilessly?

  [Diana lifts her into the air] 

  Princess Diana : I don't think that'll be necessary.

  [she flies out the door, Audrey whooping with glee] 

• Princess Diana : I'm not sure I believe you, Mister Savage.

  Vandal Savage : I'm not sure I care.

• Pilot : What happened? Where's the princess?

  Armed Man : Forget her! We've got to get out of here before Wonder Woman...

  Princess Diana : [knocking on the canopy glass]  You give up, right?

• Princess Audrey : We need to get you some new clothes. I know a boutique that'll open for me if I ask them nicely.

  Princess Diana : I thought you were going to tell me more about the incident.

  Princess Audrey : No, that's just what I let my father think so I could go clubbing tonight.

  Princess Diana : Clubbing?

  Princess Audrey : Look, I'm getting married soon. This is my last night in Paris as a free woman.

  Princess Diana : I'm not really following.

  Princess Audrey : I'm a world-class party girl. I intend to go out with a bang. Several, if it can be arranged.

  [leaving] 

  Princess Audrey : You coming?

• Princess Audrey : That was fabulous! I've never seen anyone break a helicopter before!

  Princess Diana : [sheepishly]  It was my first time.

  Princess Audrey : Well, I can't thank you enough. I'm supposed to have guards for this sort of thing, you know.

  Princess Diana : I wouldn't blame them. Someone went to a lot of trouble to get to you. Any ideas?

  Princess Audrey : [shrugging]  I'm the princess of Kasnia. Lots of people in the world don't like Kasnia. Lots of people in Kasnia don't like Kasnia.

  Princess Diana : Tell me what you know.

  Princess Audrey : Not tonight, darling. Still early. Places to go, parties to crash. On the other hand, I've never hung out with a superhero before.

• Vandal Savage : What are you saying, I'm the original Vandal Savage? I'm over 100 years old?

  Princess Diana : Whoever you are, I'm not going to let you hurt Audrey.

  Vandal Savage : Hurt her? I love her. I've never met a woman who can do the things for me that she can.

  Princess Diana : I don't want to hear this.

  Vandal Savage : I was talking about her making me a member of the royal family. Ah, Colonel Vox. Wonder Woman was just leaving. Would you be so kind as to escort her out?

  Princess Diana : I can find my own way.

  Vandal Savage : [she flies away]  Make the calls. It's time.

• Princess Audrey : Diana, I'd like to introduce you to my fiance.

  Princess Diana : [recognizing him as he turns around]  Vandal Savage!

• Princess Audrey : A lot of people are upset about all the money we're putting into the International Space Station.

  Princess Diana : That project's making your father a very popular world leader.

  Princess Audrey : Someone forgot to tell that to the peasants back home. Anyway, it's my fiance who's really running the thing.

  Princess Diana : You haven't said much about him.

  Princess Audrey : What's to say? Arranged marriage to a dreary, much older man.

  Princess Diana : I'm sorry.

  Princess Audrey : Moi aussi. But my new life as royal hausfrau doesn't begin until after the engagement party tomorrow. Tonight, we dance.

  Princess Diana : [indicating her stoic bodyguards, crammed together on one side of the car]  I doubt they'll approve.

  Princess Audrey : As if they have any say. Excuse me, boys. Girl talk.

  [activating a divider from both the floor and ceiling] 

  Princess Audrey : I've been ditching royal guards since I was knee-high to Daddy's throne. Try and keep up.

• Princess Diana : How insistent are those genes, Mr. Savage?

  Vandal Savage : Meaning?

  Princess Diana : Your grandfather was a munitions maker.

  Vandal Savage : Ahead of his time, in many ways.

  Princess Diana : I hope that doesn't also run in the family.

• Princess Diana : [atop the Eiffel Tower]  This is perfect. I can't remember when I've had this much fun.

  Princess Audrey : You couldn't have had this much fun, darling. You've never partied with me before. This wasn't how I intended to spend my last night as a free woman.

  Princess Diana : Disappointed?

  Princess Audrey : No. I rather enjoyed corrupting you.

  Princess Diana : I'd appreciate it if we kept some of the more embarrassing stories to ourselves.

  Princess Audrey : Don't worry. I won't tell anyone that their great hero has feet of clay.

  Princess Diana : You have no idea.

  Princess Audrey : [sitting on a ledge]  I'm sometimes afraid I'll never have fun again.

  Princess Diana : You don't have to marry him.

  Princess Audrey : Yes, I do. But I've still got one more time for one more fling!

  Princess Diana : [she falls off]  Audrey!

  [laughing as she free-falls, Diana flies down to save her] 

  Princess Diana : Are you insane? What were you thinking?

  Princess Audrey : I was thinking we should call it a night. I have an engagement party tomorrow.

• Batman : You're keeping late hours.

  Princess Diana : You should talk. Checking up on me?

  Batman : Not especially. But I do read the papers.

  Princess Diana : Your point?

  Batman : You've been running in rarefied circles. I thought you should know some of those people aren't always what they appear to be.

  Princess Diana : If you're talking about Princess Audrey, she's a sweet girl. Spoiled rotten, but sweet.

  Batman : Several hours ago, I captured a burglar. Part of a team stealing classified weapons technology from S.T.A.R. Labs, among other places.

  Princess Diana : So?

  Batman : He's a Kasnian Special Forces officer.

  Princess Diana : I don't believe Audrey would knowingly be involved in anything like that. But it wouldn't hurt to ask her.

• Princess Audrey : I'm going to be late for my own engagement party!

  Princess Diana : Audrey, I'm worried about you. We need to talk.

  Princess Audrey : Relax, Diana. I'm going to marry the old stiff and churn out a veritable litter of royal heirs.

  Princess Diana : There's been a series of thefts. We've connected one of the burglars with your government.

  Princess Audrey : You couldn't possibly believe my father would order such a thing.

  Princess Diana : I don't know your father.

  Princess Audrey : Well, I do, and he wouldn't.

  Princess Diana : I just needed to hear it from you. I'm sorry.

  Princess Audrey : Nothing to be sorry about. We all have our obligations. Come meet my ball-and-chain-to-be.

• Princess Audrey : I hate to admit it, but you're right.

  Princess Diana : You're going to help me find out why those men tried to kidnap you?

  Princess Audrey : I meant about the dress. You *can* get away with scarlet.

  Princess Diana : I'm serious. You're still in danger. Let me help.

  Princess Audrey : You are helping. I'm having a fabulous time.

• Wonder Woman : I'm still not sure it's really him.

  Bruce Wayne : But if Savage is still alive, the pieces begin to fit.

  Wonder Woman : I don't know. I had J'onn look up his birth certificate and school records. It looks like it all checks out.

  Bruce Wayne : Papers can be forged.

  Wonder Woman : Well, whether he's our Savage or a sequel, he makes me nervous.

  Bruce Wayne : He should. Look at what we've got so far. A Kasnian operative stealing military secrets, Kasnia spearheading the International Space Station.

  Wonder Woman : Good cover to circumvent the weapons embargo they're supposed to be under.

  Bruce Wayne : If that's all Savage is up to, we're lucky. Hold on a minute.

  [he turns up the volume on his television] 

  Sroya Bashir : Sroya Bashir at the royal palace in Kasnia. Sources confirm reports that King Gustav has suffered a serious stroke.

  Bruce Wayne : Serious and convenient. You get all that, Diana?

  Wonder Woman : [flying out the window]  I'm on my way to warn Audrey.

  Bruce Wayne : Meet you there.

• Princess Diana : Vandal Savage is a Nazi war criminal. He was...

  Vandal Savage : My grandfather.

  Princess Diana : What?

  Vandal Savage : Vandal Savage III.

  [offering a handshake, which she doesn't take] 

  Vandal Savage : A pleasure to meet you.

  Princess Audrey : Diana, don't be rude.

  Vandal Savage : It's understandable. My grandfather was a very evil man.

  Princess Diana : He wasn't a man. He was a monster.

  Vandal Savage : I've dedicated my life to doing good works. It's my way of trying to restore my family's lost honor.

  Princess Diana : The resemblance is uncanny.

  Vandal Savage : Our genes are rather... insistent. Excuse me.

  [kissing Audrey's hand, he leaves] 

  Princess Diana : I'm sorry, Audrey. I didn't mean to insult him.

  Princess Audrey : Didn't you?