Justice League Unlimited (TV Series)

The Balance (2005)

Jason Bateman: Hermes

Quotes 

• Hermes : I've got something for you, here, it's pretty important. Zeus paid for overnight service. Here it is.

  [Hands Diana a scroll] 

  Princess Diana : "For a good time, call Podênemos."

  Hermes : [takes back the scroll chuckling]  Wrong scroll. I think I got a shot, it's her cell number... Here we go.

  [reads the scroll] 

  Hermes : "By decree of Zeus, father of Olympus, it is so ordered: Diana of Themyscira will travel to Tartarus and set right what has been disturbed."

  Princess Diana : He's telling me to go to...

  Hermes : Basically.

• Hermes : Felix Faust is on the loose.

  Princess Diana : Felix Faust is dead.

  Hermes : Yes, and pretty upset about it, too.

• Princess Diana : Why should I care?

  Hermes : You mean, besides the whole direct-order-from-the-gods thing?

• Wonder Woman : [finding someone in her quarters]  Flash!

  Hermes : No, no, it's the original speedster.

  [she turns the lights on] 

  Hermes : Hey, Diana. I let myself in.

  Wonder Woman : Hermes. How may I serve the messenger of the gods?

  Hermes : Don't be so formal, Diana. You're practically a member of the family. Not that this is a social visit.