Justice League Unlimited (TV Series)

The Ties That Bind (2005)

Arte Johnson: Virman Vundabar

Quotes 

• Virman Vundabar : Kalibak, Kalibak, Kalibak... I have used every vile punishment, every known torture and still you refuse to join Virman Vundabar's noble cause.

  Kalibak : You're about as noble as my armpit.

  Virman Vundabar : Very well. You've forced me to my last resort...

  [from behind his back he brings out a-] 

  Virman Vundabar : Cake!

• The Flash : Come on, Ugly! Move that hairy butt!

  Kalibak : It's... humiliating being rescued by your enemy.

  Mr. Miracle : As humiliating as being Virman Vundabar's pet?

  Kalibak : Well, if it isn't my treacherous stepbrother.

  [Looks over at Big Barda] 

  Kalibak : And his cow.

  Big Barda : Arrogant worm. How dare you...

  [Big Barda goes to strike Kalibak] 

  The Flash : Knock it off! What are you guys, twelve? I can't believe I'm the mature one here.

  Mr. Miracle : He's right. We've got bigger problems.

  Virman Vundabar : [a video monitor turns on revealing Virman Vundabar]  Indeed you do, fools! Much bigger! And, oh, how I will delight in watching you fail!

  [Barda blasts the monitor] 

  Virman Vundabar : Ver-r-r-ry interesting... but futile.

• [on a monitor, Vundabar watches as Mister Miracle, Barda, and Flash enter the X Pit] 

  Virman Vundabar : This should be a magnificent show... even if I already know the ending.

  [laughs] 

• Virman Vundabar : The whole world is a prison, you dum-dums, and escape is not an option.

• Virman Vundabar : Ah, this should be a magnificent show, even if I already know the ending.