"Keeping Up Appearances" Stately Home (TV Episode 1990) - Clive Swift as Richard

Onslow : [from an upstairs window] You've woken the dog!

Richard Bucket : Morning, Onslow.

Hyacinth : Don't say good morning to him when I've just been savaged by his dog.

Onslow : Less noise, you daft bitch. And that goes for you as well, dog.
[first lines]

Hyacinth : Of course, I ought to visit Daddy.

Richard Bucket : Oh, really?

Hyacinth : It's my duty to visit Daddy.

Richard Bucket : I suppose it is.

Hyacinth : Have you ever known me shirk my duty?

Richard Bucket : Not a single shirk.
Richard Bucket : Will Rose be all right?

Onslow : Rose'll be fine. Rose can handle wives. There's only one thing she handles more often and that's husbands.
Hyacinth : Watch the lorry.

Richard : Which lorry?

Hyacinth : There you are, you see; you can't even see the lorry.

Richard : Where is it?

Hyacinth : Parked! Over there.

Richard : Why should I watch a stationary lorry parked on the other side of a dual carriageway!

Hyacinth : I don't think I like your tone, Richard.
Hyacinth : How could my sister marry Onslow?

Richard : Conceivably she loved him.

Hyacinth : Don't be ridiculous! How can you love an Onslow? He sings on coach trips. I just pray I'm never seen here by people of our own social standing.

Clive Swift: Richard