- Bonnie: [pushes her way through the talent show line] Step aside, people. This is all just a formality. My older sibs have won the this contest the last four years straight. I am not about to break the Rockwaller family tradition.
- Kim Possible: Oh, please, Bonnie. I just ate
- Bonnie: Just trying to save my fellow students from utter humiliation.
- Kim Possible: And your talent is what? Singing... your own praises? Acting... obnoxious?
- Dr. Drakken: [describing his latest plot device for Kim] First, you will be sealed in a reinforced titanium box. Next, you will be dropped into this bottomless chasm. Then, the chasm will be filled with water. Then, man-eating sharks and a giant squid will then be released into the water...!
- Shego: Huh... whoa, wait. If the chasm is "bottomless," how can you fill it with water?
- [pause]
- Dr. Drakken: [shouts] It's very, very deep, all right?
- [resumes]
- Dr. Drakken: Lastly, I shall freeze over the top of the water with a six-foot layer of solid glacial ice!
- [deep breath]
- Dr. Drakken: Any questions?
- Shego: Not if you're gonna get all snippy.
- Mr. Steve Barkin: And the winner of the Middleton High Talent Show is... Ron Stoppable!
- Bonnie: *What*?
- Mr. Steve Barkin: Proving that quantity is in fact better than quality.
- [after chaining Kim, sealing her in a box, sinking the box into a lake of water filled with sharks and a giant squid, and freezing over the top of the water]
- Dr. Drakken: Now *that* really ought to do it.
- Kim Possible: [to Drakken, after escaping his elaborate death trap] Which part of "she can do anything" do you not comprehend?
- Kim Possible: Ron, I cannot believe you signed me up for the Talent Show without even asking me! Do you not comprehend how critically wrong that is?
- Ron Stoppable: Let's stick to the facts. Fact one: you *are* signed up. Fact two: you won't give Bonnie the satisfaction of backing out now.
- Kim Possible: Fact three: I know sixteen styles of kung-fu!
- Ron Stoppable: You really need to take this unproductive anger you're feeling towards me, and channel it into your act. Don't you think?
- Kim Possible: You are so flawed.
- Ron Stoppable: This is bad, Kim! You're gonna risk our reputation in front of the entire school and you can't even hit the high notes?
- Kim Possible: Fact one: it's *my* reputation on the line here! Fact two: *you* are the one who got me into this! And fact three: I can and *will* hit the high notes! I can do anything!
- Kim Possible: Is it really necessary to spy on Bonnie's rehearsal like this?
- Ron Stoppable: We have to gather some intel on your competition.
- Kim Possible: I just can't see Bonnie doing twelve hard years of ballet lessons.
- Ron Stoppable: Hour after hour, staring at herself in a giant mirror? Yeah, believe it.