- Doug Heffernan: Let's shake things up a bit.
- Ray Barone: You wanna get a pizza?
- Doug Heffernan: No!
- [pauses]
- Doug Heffernan: Well, yes, I do. But that's not the point!
- Ray Barone: Are you gonna' go like that? You're wearin' sweats.
- Doug Heffernan: Okay, first of all, these are easy-fit pants... and you should talk. You look like Bob Vila!