The King of Queens (TV Series)
Wish Boned (2005)
Kevin James: Doug Heffernan
Photos
Quotes
-
Arthur Spooner : [During a flight with heavy turbulence] I don't want to die, Douglas.
Doug Heffernan : You're not gonna die, okay? It's just turbulence.
Arthur Spooner : I mean, I don't want to die ever.
Doug Heffernan : With my luck, you won't.
-
Doug Heffernan : [after supporting a group of Jews with a prayer during a flight] Okay, that was ridiculous.
Arthur Spooner : You're lucky I taught pottery on a kibbutz or I never could have talked our way on here.
Doug Heffernan : Okay, if I were lucky, you wouldn't be living in my basement.
Arthur Spooner : And if I were lucky, you wouldn't be so fat.
Doug Heffernan : What does that have to do with luck?
Arthur Spooner : I can't hear you, you're too fat.