King of the Hill (TV Series)

An Officer and a Gentle Boy (2003)

Toby Huss: Cotton Hill

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• Cotton Hill : In my day the principal was the meanest son of a bitch God ever put on one leg, he'd lean on a desk with both hands and swing his leg at you, then when you were standing there shocked the one legged man would kick you he'd bite you!

  [a tear runs down his cheek] 

  Cotton Hill : oops... well uh... how do ya like that must have over reminisced and brought up my pain water!

• Peggy Hill : [to Bobby]  I'm not sure what this means but I once heard that if you're stuck in an unpleasant situation it helps to just lie back and think of England

  Cotton Hill : [while honking the horn]  That's enough Hank's wife, if you've got more feelings to express get in the kitchen and put em in a bunt cake!

• Hank Hill : I've explained responsibility to him a hundred times.

  Cotton Hill : Explain? You don't explain responsibility to a child, you pound it into them with steel-toed boots!

• Cotton Hill : What the --? You made a bowl?

  Hank Hill : Well, yeah. It's a combat bowl. Bobby made one too.

  Cotton Hill : Combat bowl? The only bowl he's supposed to make is from a hollowed-out skull!

• Hank Hill : I always wanted to go to the Academy.

  Cotton Hill : And I wish I could have sent you. Unfortunately you were such a bumbling moron, I couldn't vouch for you.

• Hank Hill : I told you it wasn't easy. You didn't believe me, did you?

  Cotton Hill : I guess he was just born a pile of mush.

  Hank Hill : Well, I guess you could say that, but maybe mush isn't so bad. You can keep stomping on it, but it's all give. It just stays mush. You can't build it up, but you can't break it down either. In a funny way, mush has the edge.