"King of the Hill" Chasing Bobby (TV Episode 2001) - Mike Judge as Hank Hill, Boomhauer

Hank : This truck has given me 20 years of faithful service and nobody can put a price tag on that. Now who's gonna tow me home?
Dale Gribble : Knock, knock.

Bill Dauterive : Who's there?

Dale Gribble : Boo

Bill Dauterive : Boo who?

Dale Gribble : [mocking Hank's crying at the movie] Boo hoo Hank waah!

Hank : Shut up Dale!
Hank : If I only drive 5 miles a year, I could have had her another hundred years.
Bobby Hill : You think you're the only one who loved that truck? I spent the best years of my life in that truck.

Hank : You did love my truck? I'm sorry I never got a chance to tell her that.
Hank : This truck has been through four presidents, three Cowboys Super Bowl victories, and zero mechanics.
[Hank's truck has stalled on the tracks at a railroad crossing; Hank is busy work on the truck's undercarriage while Bobby plays on the tracks]

Hank : Stop making train noises. It's not funny.

Bobby Hill : Dad, it's not me. I think there's a...

[the crossing activates as Hank turns to his left]

Hank : BWAAAAH!

[Hank crawls out from under his truck]

Hank : Bobby, get away from the tracks, now!

[Bobby dives into a bush near the tracks as Hank tries to start the truck; the train begins to inch closer and closer]

Bobby Hill : Dad, leave it!

[Hank starts the engine, only for it to backfire on him; He hops out of the cab and attempts to flag down the engineer]

Hank : Stop! Stop! Someone's on the tracks! Stop the train!

[the engineer crashes into Hank's truck]

Mike Judge: Hank Hill, Boomhauer