- Dale Gribble: [watching Hank bond with Luann over his proposal to get propane back at the state fair] That could've been us protesting for propane with Hank right now, gentlemen we dodged a very boring bullet
- Boomhauer: I love old Hank man but my god dang man, all he ever talks about is
- [mocks Hank]
- Boomhauer: propane, propane, propane man, dang ol' you know about time we talk about I do for a living man
- Bill Dauterive: Poor Bobby being replaced by Luann, my dad replaced me with tv and the bottle, hey we should let Bobby hang with us, seems the least we could do
- Dale Gribble: Now when we ask him try not to seem too needy, and if he says no pretend like we didn't want him anyway
- Hank Hill: [angry] Propane is excluded from the Texas State Fair!
- Boomhauer: [uninterested] Mmhmm
- Hank Hill: Boomhauer are you insane? I just told you they excluded propane!
- [Boomhauer looks at him then looks away]
- Hank Hill: [looks at Bill and Dale who look nervously at him] You too? First Bobby and now you guys, where's the outrage?
- Dale Gribble: Rules are rules Hank, without rules there would be chaos, that's why we no longer visit the public pool
- Hank Hill: But this is blatantly unfair!
- Bill Dauterive: [sarcastically] Yeah poor, poor Hank with his wife and his son and his... hair
- [mockingly]
- Bill Dauterive: Nobody will let him grill with propane!
- [Hank leaves in disappointment]
- Minh Souphanousinphone: [to Luanne] Why don't you go play with someone your own age? Hey, Connie babysitting an 8-year-old. Give him a shot.
- Bobby Hill: This is a lot like the time I locked myself in my room and wouldn't come out. Do you remember how you got me out?
- Hank Hill: Yeah. I put candy outside your door and told you you had 5 minutes before I ate it.
- Hank Hill: [watching Big Tex being set up] Son look there's Big Tex, he's like the Grand Canyon and the Statue of Liberty rolled into one
- Bobby Hill: He seems tough but kind
- Hank Hill: Yep he always tells us what to do, and see, and eat, I've got better advice from him than my own father
- Big Tex: Howdy folks
- [Bobby gasps in amazement]
- Big Tex: howdy, howdy
- [worker speaks into Big Tex's speakers]
- Big Tex: Check, check uh, one
- [back in his regular voice]
- Big Tex: Howdy!