King of the Hill (TV Series)

Good Hill Hunting (1998)

Mike Judge: Hank Hill, Boomhauer, Stuart Dooley, Additional Voices

Quotes 

• Hank : [Reading pamphlet]  "Cushion shooting stands, heated blinds with automatic corn feeder". Well that's not hunting, that's shooting fish in a barrel.

  Eustace : Oh, they have that too.

• Hank Hill : [disappointed at a customer service counter]  Forget number seven - you're now serving nonsense!

• Peggy Hill : Hank, Hank wake I just want to tell you I'm learning more about how you destroyed Bobby's life, I searched through my old social studies files and look what I found, in a tribe in Papa New Guinea a boy who misses out on his rite of passage, in their case killing a missionary remains a boy forever, he will never become a man.

  Hank Hill : [sighs]  This is a report by a 7th grader and it only got a C.

  Peggy Hill : I have backup, look at this 4th Grade word find about the Heron Indians rites of passage.

  [the highlighted words are "killing", "manhood", and "madness"] 

  Hank Hill : Madness?

  Peggy Hill : When a little Heron Indian boy wants to achieve manhood but he fails to kill an elk he will get physically ill then go stark raving mad.

  Hank Hill : [sighs]  Well I did see Bobby talking to the Mrs. Butterworth bottle, but i didn't think it was strange at the time.

• Eustace : [about why he's buying propane]  The propane is for cooking Randy's deer, once he kills it of course

  Hank Hill : What, you're going to take that son of a... yours hunting?

• Hank Hill : This is crazy. People used to go huntin', all they'd need is an orange shirt and a 6-pack.