"King of the Hill" Hank's Back Story (TV Episode 2001) - Mike Judge as Hank Hill, Boomhauer

[Hank is at the doctor's office, having injured his lower back]

Doctor : I'm sorry, Mr. Hill, I understand it's painful, but soft tissue injury just doesn't show up on film.

Hank : Hunh. So how do you fix it?

Doctor : Well, there's really nothing *I* can do. What your back needs is rest. Just have your office send over the Worker's Compensation forms and I'll sign off on 'em.

Hank : Worker's Comp? Do I look like a hobo to you? No, sir, I'm *not* going on welfare. It's Indian summer!

Doctor : Well, if you insist on working, I'll write you a prescription for pain medicine.

Hank : Whoa there, Dr. Feelgood. I work at a propane dealership, not Woodstock.

Doctor : Then I'm sorry, but all Western medicine can really offer you are drugs... *and nothing.* But some people have had good luck with yoga. I hear there's a studio over in McMainerberry.

Hank : Yoga? Isn't that a cult?

Doctor : The group that rented the space before them was a cult. That's probably what you're thinking of.
Boomhauer : Dang ol' eat my dust, Gribble.
Peggy Hill : Isn't that interesting, Hank. You have one butt cheek bigger than the other, just like my feet.

Hank : Yeah, yeah, we're made for each other.

Mike Judge: Hank Hill, Boomhauer