- Hank Hill: [after getting fed up with the director of the Alamo play's decisions] That's it I'm going to kick your ass, then I'm going to reenact kicking your ass!
- Hank Hill: Well, it looks like the Mexican army is flying the flag of no quarter. Gentlemen, how should we respond?
- Dale Gribble: On your order, I shall load the cannon.
- Boomhauer: Yeah man, talkin' 'bout dang ol' kaboom, man.
- Hank Hill: We will never surrender, nor retreat.