King of the Hill (TV Series)

Joust Like a Woman (2002)

Alan Rickman: King Philip

Quotes 

• King Philip : [in British accent]  "Department of Labor, OSHA"

  [British accent slowly becoming Texan drawl] 

  King Philip : "Texas Workforce Commission"?

  [full American accent] 

  King Philip : Crap! I'm gonna lose my Faire. I don't want to go back to selling real estate!

• Oxcart-Driving Minstrel : King Philip, my liege, I bring a merchant who wishes to display his wares.

  Hank : Hank Hill, Strickland Propane.

  King Philip : Ah, so you are Keeper of the Flame.

  Hank : Uh, Assistant Keeper of the Flame.

• King Philip : How now, gas man?