King of the Hill (TV Series)

Junkie Business (1998)

Pamela Adlon: Bobby Hill

Quotes 

• Hank Hill : Bobby, how would you like to help me out around the shop for a few days. I can't pay you, but you can have all the snacks you want. We've got fruit pies, pretzels, all kinds of Newtons.

  Bobby Hill : You had me at fruit pies.

• Hank Hill : Customer. Jason, can you get that?

  Jason Adderly : Sorry, Hank, I suffer from obsessive-compulsive disorder. If I get out of this chair, Garth Brooks is gonna die.

  Hank Hill : Joe Jack, can you get that customer?

  Joe Jack : [into the phone]  Ha, ha, ha!

  [looks up] 

  Joe Jack : Much too angry, honey.

  Hank Hill : Melinda, a little help please?

  Melinda : Ohh! Too bloated!