King of the Hill (TV Series)

Movin' on Up (2000)

Johnny Hardwick: Dale Gribble

Quotes 

• Dale Gribble : [disguised quite poorly as a repairman who is supposed to be deaf]  I couldn't help but overhear your uncle's bad advice

  Luanne Platter : What?

  Dale Gribble : [Removing his fake mustache]  Aha shi-shi-sha!, it is I Dale Gribble master of a thousand faces you've just met face number two the deaf electrician!,the only thing your roommates i.e. enemies will understand is fear, i.e. psychological warfare, i.e dirty tricks, it worked for Dick Nixon.

  Luanne Platter : Well, but...

  Dale Gribble : [Interrupting her]  For example get a hold of some goat's blood, taint that blood, then when your roommates need blood give them the tainted goat's blood, it's the perfect plan.

  Luanne Platter : I don't want to hurt anyone, I just want them to do the dishes.

  Dale Gribble : Oh, well in that case stack the dishes in the shower that's the way Nancy get's me to do 'em.

• Hank Hill : Dale, for the last time, I can't turn in this rental application without your social security number.

  Dale Gribble : Fine: 5-5-5-5-5.

  Hank Hill : [sighs]  That's not even enough numbers.

  Dale Gribble : 5... 5