King of the Hill (TV Series)

Phish and Wildlife (2004)

Mike Judge: Hank Hill, Boomhauer

Quotes 

• Hank Hill : You guys can't leave now. What kind of lesson is that for Bobby?

  Dale Gribble : A good one. He can learn from our bad example.

• Hank Hill : To catch a fish, you must think like a fish.

  Bobby Hill : I'm wet and I don't even know it.

  Hank Hill : That's not what I mean. Look, where are fish likely to gather? Maybe by that patch of algae.

  Bobby Hill : That algae does look pretty good.

• Hank Hill : Oh, don't tell me that is covered by the First Amemdment.

  Ranger Bradley : Public defecation is protected free speech so long as you say it's a political or artistic statement, and they do.

• Bobby Hill : Maybe it's just like you said. To catch a fish, you must think like a fish. We just have to think like hippies.

  Hank Hill : That is impossible.

  Bobby Hill : Come on, dad. How do you know if you don't try. I'm a hippie. I'm naked because I smoked all my clothes.