King of the Hill (TV Series)

Pilot (1997)

Johnny Hardwick: Dale Gribble

Quotes 

• [Working on Hank's pickup truck] 

  Dale : You know what the problem is? It's a Ford. You know what Ford stands for? Fix It Again Tony.

  Hank : Dale, that's a Fiat.

• Dale : Open up your eyes, man. They're tryin' to control global warmin'. Get it? Glo-bal.

  Hank : So what?

  Dale : That's code for UN commissars tellin' Americans what temperature it's gonna be in our outdoors. I say, let the world warm up. We'll grow oranges in Alaska.

  Hank : Dale, you giblet head. We live in Texas. It's already 110 in the summer, and if it gets one degree hotter, I'm gonna kick your ass!

• [the guys are outside wondering how to fix Hank's truck] 

  Dale : I know what's wrong with it. It's a Ford. You know what they say Ford stands for, don't you? It stands for "Fix It Again, Tony."

  [chuckles] 

  Hank : You're thinking of a Fiat, Dale.

  Dale : "Fix... it... *again*..."